Not MY child!

My child is a perfect, calm, well behaved 9 month old who ALWAYS listens and does what he is told. So that means that my child would never....

Torment our poor cat by speed crawling up to her, laughing as hard as he can and promptly yanking her tail then laughing even harder while still holding her tail and trying to eat the fur he pulled out....nope he would never do that.

He would never take a bite out of a shoe box the second I turn my head then try to eat the cardboard and cry when I take it out of his mouth. I'm sure that was a mouse who caused the gaping whole in the box, not my child.

He would definitely never escape to the stairs any chance he gets and try to climb them without me looking. Climbing must scare babies so I am sure Mason would never do that!

He loves having his diaper changed so I'm sure he would never roll over mid diaper change and crawl away laughing wearing only his socks causing me to chase him to a different room.

He loves vegetables and would never turn his head away from them and refuse to eat them but grunt and babble loudly for a bite of my cookie. I'm sure that wasn't my child.

And he especially would never ever sneak up behind me while I am putting clothes in the washer, grab a handful of cat food and try to eat it! Well, maybe it was him but I am sure he just thought it was vegetables!